

THE NEW GMO LAW
According to the new congressional GMO labeling bill, which the President is expected to sign into law any day, food manufacturers will be required to disclose the presence of genetically engineered ingredients either in plain English or in the ancient Kavavil language as follows: “Krrazpt xri drivqqwit bmoopedi wroovi u korzicla zixxo praggimon” Only seventeen living people can read Kazavil but that is the compromise reached by congressional democrats and republicans. It see
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS?
What should we do to food manufacturers who produce unsafe food? Under a 1975 U.S. Supreme Court ruling, the president of a food corporation was held criminally liable for the unsanitary conditions of his warehouses. He did not personally deal with the conditions of his properties but as the “responsible corporate officer” was found to be criminally responsible. He did not go to jail and paid only a modest fine. He challenged the fine but a divided Supreme Court upheld it.